I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
My bed smells like the plague
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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