You're so nebulous sometimes
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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