It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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