Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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