New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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