This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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