Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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