S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
the raccoons are back...
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