By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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