He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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