u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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