I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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