Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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