can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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