New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
should my penis look like a turkey
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I am one with the molecules
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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