why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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