Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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