We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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