i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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