I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I don't think brook has ever known best
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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