Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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