he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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