But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He better not be in your backpack
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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