Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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