I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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