That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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