And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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