just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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You. Win. At. Life.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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