Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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