we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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