i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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