STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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