Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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