somebody snuck up and got me drunk
handjob tips. give me some.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
as a side note pls kill me
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
