We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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