they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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