508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
FUCK WHALES
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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