Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
