Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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