And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
He felt like a one man threesome
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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