Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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