My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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