You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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