This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Who died my cat blue again?
Randomize
