So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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