doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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