how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
two words...techno handjob
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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