I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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