Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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