My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
We had to coat check the pizza.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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