Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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