That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
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