I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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