This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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