He is like the real live version of the state fair..
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
as a side note pls kill me
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